That crying sound is all the lesbians in the world at the news that Naya Rivera is married.
What is love?
- Flaca: It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm, chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing, “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out.” Oh. There’s warm lighting all over, and there’re like five dudes massaging you.
- Maritza: And you have a pizza.
- Flaca: She’s right. And you also have a pizza.